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LIFE definition A terrible disease that everyone has. Eventually leads to death. Navigations on top! The little things you do to me are taking me over. I wanna show you everything inside of me, Like a nervous heart that is crazy beating. My feet are stuck here against the pavement. I wanna break free. I wanna make it closer to your eyes. Get your attention before you pass me by. Back up, back up, Take another chance. Don't you mess up, mess up. I don't wanna lose you. Wake up, wake up. This ain't just a thing that you, Give up, give up. Don't just say that I'd be better off. Better off sitting by myself wondering, If I'm better off, better off without you boy. And every time you notice me, By holding me closely and saying sweet things, I don't believe that it could be, You speakin' your mind and saying the real thing. My feet have broke free and I'm leaving. I'm not gonna stand here feeling lonely but I don't regret it, And I don't think it was just a waste of time. The little things you do to me are taking me over. I wanna show you everything inside of me, Like a nervous heart that is crazy beating. My feet are stuck here against the pavement. I wanna break free. I wanna make it closer to your eyes. Get your attention before you pass me by. |
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Friday, October 31, 2008 @10/31/2008 11:57:00 PM
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I told myself I'd never make words in this colour for you again. I finally know how you felt then. Listen, you just have to believe me. I have got absolutely nothing going on with him. Up till now, I never had the chance to tell you. This must sound stupid, but I still love you. I'm sorry I never understood how you feel. I'm disappointed you never gave me an answer. Prom night, falls on the 14th, and the 14th is our third month. The answer is a whole month overdue. Probably I already know the answer. Since a million apologies can't bring you back, I wish you all the happiness in the world. But please remember, quit it. I love you. And I still will. But I'm sorry. @10/31/2008 01:47:00 PM
Raymond =/= Chio.
Presenting!! A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Poor thing. I bet he didn't want to be this ugly. Kay well. there you go Vivian. I finally did it, yoh. I finally remembered to ask him to snap a picture. Then he still act peace. -.-! Anyway i took in GREAT EFFORT AND HARDWORK to get this picture ok. We were going to school today for debate, and realised 6wisdom had private coaching in frisbee and handball! WOW. Then after that i was in the lab mah, then saw them playing, remembered about vivian, and took 2 shitass photos.  He was running, and my cam snapped him, so its quite blur. Lol Khaizuran also there.  Another blur one. Hahaha he looks like an effing one-long-one-short-hand gorilla. Orange = Freddie, Red= Ray, Purple = Sharmas, Yellow = Khai / Derick. And then they keep saying i staring at Raymond, but i was just looking at how the girls play so we can defend!! Serious! Then they went up to the lab beside ours and i and raymond just smsed. Then i told him i want take photo show Jie. Then he say okay, he will knock the door. Then i heard knocking. Then Aloy say, " Ah there your boyfriend call you liao." Then i was like, " Mdm Zuliana i think, ooh i go check." Opened, and saw Derick's face, Freddie's face and Sharmas's face. Then cannot open door fully. So i knew ray was behind. I poked my head out of the door and had like a fraction of a second saw raymond and then i think either Freddie or sharmas put a bottle infront of my eyes and blocked me -.-! Then we keep talking then Derick suddenly say, " WAH SEH inside all four boys only 1 girl!!" Then Aloy say, " Wah how many boyfriends you have at the door? Not only raymond right?" Then saw some others then gasp, " WAHH so many!" WHATTTTTTT!? Hello?! Are you all mad? Just talking only okay! Then i say to rayray, " Aiyoh i don't want take your photo lah. You so ugly i take liao got nightmare one." Then i asked him to take. Then he take my phone, havent even slide open cover, then peacccceee like siao liao. Then everyone laugh. then raymond still figuring how to go camera then Freddie just slide open the cover and Raymond was like, " Nono, i know how to on the camm..... *freddie slides cover* OHhh...." And then he keep saying no money return the $2. Hello so long liao okay! Then Aloy came over, and he helped me take that photo of raymond. Okay here it is again for you all to laugh at, cos' he thinks he's chio. His specs are REALLY too reflective. . . . ZILIANING again.  See i love my FBTs. And my fringe, this is taken today and this is my present fringe. Love love.  LOL, this one was the same day as the black shirt one, and i still can't find my white specs.  Okay hopefully after this you all won't grumble that i dont zilian anymore.  I'm crouching over but it looks like I'm weird. who am i kidding, i AM weird.  I don't know what the expression is.  Love my hair on that day hahahahaha.  Oh ya btw i will be slicing my hair sometime soon. Please don't ask why my pics are all veh small today. I just resized it by hand, like everytime, so sizes always vary. My fringe looks stupid here. Luckily now i cut it.  Kay lah that's it don't worry. Anyway, my fringe now is already very nice just that its rather thick. I have no idea why i keep cutting and amending it, and yeah its a little too short but just okay also lah. Love my fringe now ;B  Back to top| &--10/31/2008 01:47:00 PM==-
Thursday, October 30, 2008 @10/30/2008 10:02:00 PM
quizoes.
[1]What kind of person are you? ♥ I am a random lollipop-loving freako that no one will ever know my real side. [2]Have you ever stead with someone before? ♥ Have I? >.> [3]Have you ever try smoking? ♥ Nope. i've tried Barcadi though. [4]Who is your 1st boyfriend? ♥ ._. Ryan. [5]Who is your last boyfriend? ♥ Shit i tell you for what. Siao. [6]What is your greatest wish? ♥ To control my emotions and play volleyball more. [7]If you have a choice, would you want to have a boyfriend? ♥ Depends. [8]If a hunk woo you, would you accept him? ♥ Depends. [9]Do you love your family? ♥ When I'm happy. [10]Do you love your friends? ♥ YESYesYES. Yes. [11]How much you want for your pocket money? ♥ I want a Gold Credit Card. See i so nice only one card. [12]If you only have $1 now, What would you do with it? ♥ Pass it to dad and demand $10? Kay kidding. [13]If your boyfriend wanted to break with you, would you cry? ♥ Yes. Because i love him -obvious right or else why together-. Even though I'm the dumper, I really cannot help but cry. Wasted sia those tears because of him. [14]What is your favourite song? ♥ Secondhand Serenade's Vulnerable, Your Call. All Jay Chou Songs. By2's Bu gou Cheng Shou. [15]Who is your favourite singer? ♥ By2, Jay Chou, Secondhand Serenade, Yui, Ayumi Hamasaki, Utada Hikaru, DBSK and Aly&AJ. [16]Do you like reading magazine? ♥ Yes loveee. [17]Have you ever wore your shirt in an opposite way? ♥ Long time ago. [18]You prefer a guy who is the same age as you or a guy who is older than you? ♥ What. Does it matter? As long as the feeling is mutual who cares. [19]Is your grandparents still living on this Earth? ♥ All grandmothers. None of the grandfathers. [20]Do you love your grandparents? ♥ I love my maternal grandmother (but sometimes naggy). I also like my grandma alot. [21]What kind of movie you like to watch? ♥ the leap years as example bah. [22]Have you tried eating raw food? ♥ Yes! Raw lollipops, corn, carrot, apple, orange, grape, tomato, pear, mango... [23]What is you favourite food? ♥ Lollipop. [24]What is the name of your first pet? ♥ Daniel. (LOL) [25]What is your favourite instrument? ♥ Piano or guitar. Sheeeet. I... I... love both. [26]Who is the person that you last called? ♥ Vian Jie. [27]Who is the person you last chatted in msn? ♥ Now to mattheus. [28]Who last tagged your blog, and why did that person tag your blog? ♥ Vian jie. To laugh at me, LOL. [29]Have you ever tried to dye your hair? ♥ Maybe or maybe not for prom! [30]How many ear holes are there on your both ears? ♥ Kay right got 2, left got 1. Right 2nd hole closing up, stupid infection. [31]What is your favourite colour? ♥ i love every colour. Cannot ah? [32]How many links are there in your blog? ♥ Ownself count. Happy counting! [33]Who is your last link? ♥ My blogskins acc. [34]Who is your 1st link? Amelia. [35]Who is the middle of your links? Kimberley bah. [36]In all the links, who is closest to you? Vivian? Shirleen? Wanyi? Yuhui? [37]In all the links, is there any person who is younger then you? ♥ Yes... [38]In all the links, is there any person who is older than 20 years old? ♥ Got! [39]In all the links, is there any person who is the same age as you? ♥ My crassmates. LOL crass. [40]How many links do you want to have? ♥ Okay loh. I don't really patronise that portion of my blog. But you're free to tag me to link. [41]If your best friend betrayed you, what will you do? ♥ Oh. Perhaps i'll ask her. If she is not that serious and i can consider to be friends but i'll never tell her anything. If not, I'm dumping her. [42]Have you ever fall in love with food? ♥ Lollipop. LOL today Xinmin giving out lollipops everyone all say, " BRENDA!" Lol. I had to answer 4 CCAs and i only got 1 lollipop. I was saying... " Uh.. Volleyball<3, Shooting, Badminton and ....something else. Yeah." I think some guy from 6love was like shouting into the mic, " Gold with honours!" when the person asked what their chinese dancers win, and that guy won 2 lollipops! WHAT!!?!!?!? Eh who also know how to scream gold with honours okay!!!!! [43]When will you feel sad? ♥ Him. [44]Have you ever regretted doing somethings? ♥ YES. Hit the jackpot. That's why you'll see a time machine on my wishlist. [45]What is your ambition? ♥ Idk! [46]Do you like guy who is romantic? ♥ Kay lah not too mushy and glib tongued. [47]In what situation will you feel that you are unloved? ♥ ...God is with me? [48]Did you ever failed doing something? ♥ Yes. And i give up easily. [49]Who is your idol? ♥ Xiaxue. [49]Who is your best friend ? ♥ too many. TAGGED are: -Vivian -Shirleen -Raymond -Yuhui -Mattheus -Joann -Felicia -Zoe? @10/30/2008 04:25:00 PM
quizzios. / today!
Kope from Kenny one. Kay hope you don't mind ah. 1.Rate your life currently . Being 1 the worst and 10 the best . Well. 5 to 6? 2.Which is more important ? Inner beauty or Outer Beauty ? Inner. But i often mistake fake beauty for real inner beauty. That i apologise. 3.Which feature of yours do you like the most ? None. :O 4.Would you wait for the one you love ? Depends on who that person is. 5.If one day you got to choose between your family and friends , which would you choose ? Can't i have the cake and eat it? If I can't, I won't even look at it. That means, i'd rather end my life to join God. 6.Who is your best friend ? Name 3 great things about her . Hmmmmmmm. Yuhui? Wanyi? Louise? -yuhui : she's nice, cute and fun. -wanyi: understanding, thoughtful and super caring. -louise: sweet, demure and kind. 7.If one day the world is coming to an end , what and who would you wish to keep ? I would like to keep my blog. 8.Are you confident in everything you do? Not all, although it looks as if I am. That's why, no one will ever know who i really am. 9.What is your ideal lover like? ...I count on feel one. I will accept him for who he is. Plus at least he must care for me. And that's why i get hurt too often. 10.Have anything been bothering you recently ? Maybe, maybe not. ---------------------- TODAY WAS SUPER FUN! Anyway today it started boring, then the class handball (boys) and ultimate frisbee (girls) team were going down for a trial run for the sports inter class for p6s on monday, and i was dying to watch so feeling very guilty, wanyi and i sneaked to the corridor and looked out of the railing. Then see see see, then we go back. Then i asked Mdm Z , " Erm Mdm Zuliana, can we go down to support them?" Then she said no because it was just a trial. But yeah you know me lah, the stubborn random freako, i and wanyi went to the toilet first then we sneaked down to the quadrangle and screamed to support them. Then we went back up, and luckily no scoldings. Then i decided to take a risk, ask Mdm Z again. Same answer. Went to sneak there again, then Yuhui came out and said, " Mdm Z was like 'Where are wanyi and brenda?' and she guessed you all were here. She wants to say not to lean to far out, and that you have to go back." And she practically dragged me in. And then, Mdm Z showed us how to sketch like, a realistic human using cylinders. WOW it was cool. BUT i decided to see just at the top level outside, and then we were cheering and all, and they could see wanyi and me, and we were like waving and looking at the match of handball. Then i groaned as 6g scored a goal and turned round. And Mdm Z was walking over. I was like, " GASP OH NOES!" and tapping wanyi really hard cos apparently she didn't know and still comically describing the scene while i was comically nudging her. And i braced myself for the scolding. Then Mdm Z said, " Okay. If you want to support them , go to the quadrangle now, but please don't go wandering or sit in the canteen okay." And i was like, " Hey wow. We didn't get scolded! YIPEE." And we practically were jumping with joy as we ran down. Then we screamed and everything. EVERYTHING WAS SOOO EXCITING SINCE ALL OF THEM WERE VERY GOOD PLAYERS. Patience won 4 out of 5 matches. We havent played with wisdom yet. We won faith, but apparently wisdom and love said faith was very pro and couldnt win. OH YES I LOVE YOU PATIENCE. And then i and wanyi had this game of mini volleyball and then we went back up. Then after school i called vivian and told her she can come down alr. Then i ran down to econ, cos' i thought she say she reached. Then waiting waiting waiting, saw 2 people. Then vivian called, and i was like, " Where you ?" She was like, " Wo dao le. Ni zai na li?" And i switched to chinese and realised she was right behind me LOL. Then we talked and walked to punggol plaza. And she went to cut her hair lol. And halfway there i saw my mom lol, she said she going to kfc. Then after Vivian cut her hair (damn nice leh...) then we went to get bubble tea and then went down to KFC. And saw Syaza, Abigail, De Hua and Kah Heng sitting with my little brother. LOL so i practically ate with them. Don't know what Kah Heng throw to me. LOL then Patrick arrived and we saw Felix and Douglas. And then we went up to 2nd floor, and i saw this pair of nice nice white specs. IT IS DAMN CUTE, AND NOT TOO BOYISH LIKE MY SPARE ONE, AND PLUS ITS MY FACE FRAME SIZE! EXACTLY SOMEMORE SOOOOOOOOOOO PERFECT SIA! And the best thing is, it's only $65 for the frame!!!!!!! SCREAMS. But i have to remind myself my eyes are different from people so my lense take longer to make and we have to pay like $100 or something or it, so yeah around $200 for that spectacle. OKAY I AM SOO GOING TO USE MY BANK MONEY AND PURPOSELY SPOIL MY EYESIGHT SO I CAN BUY THAT HOT STUFF. By that time I'll be sec 1, and no one knows why i shouldnt wear white specs. THE SPECS ARE HAWT MAN! I want i want i want i want! Okay i think I'm being too random here but i want! anyway Vivian is really pretty in real life. Half rimless specs! I love you! Okay sorry about that. And that we bumped into the people again and then i went home to bathe and here i am blogging. I have some pictures and all but i am really lazy to. Haiyah for you all the sake since i havent posted pictures in a long time, hais. Btw deborah's rat a tat cat is fun! While they played the first game i doodled joey's name later show you. Wait ah. *pauses* Okay they are uploading. *pause pause break skim through friendster pause* ahyahs kay finally. Louise! during the dance session. Okay and some overdue photos. Outside the library. The debate thing lah lol.  We are doing serious work ok.  dance practice.  Regine setting music while they get ready.  Yuhui teaching Wanyi to dance.  Playing binner's ball. Chair practice. Chair dance practice.  today, after Mdm Z showed us how to draw, i sketched one too.  I drew joey's name for fun lah lol.  At art class, and we did art. Obviously lol.  Daniel sitting at kfc. Frankly i think the guy behind daniel kept staring at me cos' i think apparently he thought i was taking photos of him -.-  Syaza and Abigail.  Syaza apparently liked my little bro (she liked my 'hawt' elder brother even more lol) and she asked me to take a photo. SEE i am such a great friend right.  Dehua lollololol. Then they were talking about 6w people cos' we saw felix and douglas and then suddenly they were saying how gay like this person is, and i was like, " AHEM." And they were like, " Yah! Oh yeahhhh!" And said some stuff lah. Kay people that's it. Eh wait oh yeah this is for the sake of Vian Jie (vian sounds nicer than vivian srsly.) that i shall zilian abit lah, she says i so long no zilian le. So fine! I shall zilian ;B  My specs stand out right. hoho. dont know where i put the spec. later go find.  I have alot more but that's it because its quite annoying how all 3 computers are in the living room side by side and that my father's personal one is in his room and so, while my mother is feeding my lil bro , she stares at my computer. Kay anyway, today my little bro was like, "YAY i scored full marks!" -.-" Kaythanxbye. @10/30/2008 03:24:00 PM
I NEED A DRESS!
` ❤ .в яєηdα ! `{♥} Volleyball PWNS; says: Yes i am serious about the no pink thing, unless the pink is nice. AND i want people to remember me as the not too girly and random girl. Okay I will be buying the outfit soon, and i am not going to disclose where i buy or what i bought. You all will just have to wait to the prom. Maybe or maybe not I'm going with a partner. Too bad people. To those who think that reading my blog daily can help you figure out stuff about me in prom, too bad. I'm going to be very different, so different you might not recognize me, so you all please, get mentally ready okay, i will be shocking. That's all I'm saying people. Talking about the prom reminds me of what you told me. Srsly. Okay i go first ok seeyou. YH says: Yes you people better prepare. I'm going be in full dress, totally ladylike, heels and everything. Kay i will still be my self, random and funny and crazy so yeahs, don't worry okay. I will look and behave like a ladylike girl, not become a ladylike girl. Back to top| &--10/30/2008 03:24:00 PM==-
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 @10/29/2008 10:11:00 PM
quiz.
I was TAGGED :O By Joann dearling, Q1 . TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME WITH YOUR... FINGERS : Brenda CHIN : bnrerndsaz ONE FINGER, EYES CLOSED : brends (LOL cha yi dian!!!) ELBOW : brennrda NOSE : b4jxeazda (walao feels as if i kissing the keyboard!!!! This is hard.) PALM : brrenmda Q2. List four randoms you have : -tissue -handphone -ipod -psp Q3. Have you ever slept in the back of a car? -Hmmmm yeah. Q4. Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it? -Recently like No. Maybe going tomorrow with jiejie. Q5. List four people that you look up to the most. - GOD - Bloggers - St. Bridgets' - Volleyball players Q6. How many pets do you own as of now? - 3. I own an annoying little brother and a lollipop that can talk to me. Q7. Which do you prefer white or black? - Both? Okay fine black. Q8. Who is your most played character? - Character as in what. Q9. Choose one or the other, not both: - one? Q10. Name three aspects that tell who you are. - Noisy. - Loves lollipops and volleyballing. - Damn tanned. Q11. Who was the last person you talked to? - Jie, Mich, Ray. Q12. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to? - ...Wanyi bah. Eh no... Oh yah. Jiahui. EDIT - Michelle. EDIT. Q13. What's one thing you wish you could do better? - Not showing too much emotions. Q14. Write down the first five words that pop into your head -Lol. -Raymond. -Gay. -Vivian. -Tomorrow. Q15. If you could have a power what would it be? - To create money. Ahh now i learn from Ray alr. Q16. Do you like the way you are? - I'm not sure, but i accept it anyway. Q17. Choose, summer or winter - Summer! so can tann. Q18. Rain or snow? Rain without thunder. Or snow ;B Q19. List two odd things about yourself - I can multi-task and get things done quickly. - I am a good yet bad girl. Q20. Which are two of your bad habits? - I tend to talk too much. - I tend to have too much mood swings. Q21. What's 1 of your biggest pet peeve - Frog farms. Kay another by a friend. Can you answer 50 questions about the 1st person that comes into your mind right now? - yeahs.... . Has he/she ever cooked for you? - no, but bought stuff yeahs. . Is this person older than you? - yeah . months . :D . Have you ever kissed this person? - no, course not. . Are you really close to him/her? - yeas. . How many times do you talk to this person in a week? - everyday ? . Do you think he/she will repost this? - nah. . Could you live with this person? - i have ABSOLUTELY no idea, okay, i didnt think that far. . Why did you choose this person? - you said 1st person come into my mind mah. . How long have you known this person?? - hmm. let's see. Years bah. . Have you ever been to the mall with this person? - Hmm. Oh yeah have. . Have you ever had a sleepover with this person? - NO! . If you ever moved away would you miss this person? - I probably will. . Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person - Stupid? I think so. Illegal no. . Do you know everything about this person? - No, but i know quite alot. . Would you date this person’s siblings? - -.-! NO! I don't know his siblings. . Have you ever made something with this person? - NONONO! . Have you ever worn this person’s clothes? - COURSE NOT. . Have you and your person made up a hand shake? - nope. not that wuliao. . If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person? - No, i think im okay with myself. . Have you ever heard this person sing? - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah. . Do you and this person have a saying? - Suppose so? . Do you know this person's friendster password? - ...No. . Have you and this person gone clubbing? - Nope. . Do you know how to make this person feel happy? - Yes. . Do you and this person talk a lot? - Yeah i suppose so. . Do you like this person? - yes . Do you love this person? - uhm, not sure yet? . Do you want to go out with this person?? - well uhm, i dont know.
@10/29/2008 07:31:00 PM
volleyball
I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH! I LOVE.... okay of course God, Mom, Dad, Jesus, Lollipop and Him, but I LOVE VOLLEYBALL! So fun sia! Ray and i debating vball or bball better teehee. Vball rocks. Anyway random right? suddenly love vballing. So yeah, we were practicing for inter class games, and i was playing frisbee for fun, then lined up. And i forgot about my dear nike bottle and so i lost it. THEN DEBATE WAS DAMN COOL. I was shaking all over know. But my voice, (FORTUNATELY) didn't waver. I was like the hand ah, holding the Q cards, visibly shaking, legs also. I haven't felt that shaking since i was supposed to read that horrible chinese speech in that china trip. Anyway we TOTALLY OWNED GRACE MAN. We were the top 2 teams! Okay here's the score. 6 Patience VS 6 Grace PATIENCE VICTORY 6 Love VS 6 Faith LOVE VICTORY 6 Wisdom VS 6 Joy WISDOM VICTORY Hey look, all my must-win-okay?- classes. All of them were expected to win. And top two teams to get in is... Patience OBVIOUSLY lolol, and *gasp* WISDOM!?!? I thought LOVE would get in , with their strong speaker like Lennard, Syaza and Yash. I was like, "WTH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Lol btw faith and love was said to be close fight haha. Omg so excited we're in the finals! And then we were celebrating and dancing and laughing and screaming. Ugh except for me. I was jumping so high up and down like an absolute idiot. And then uh.. skip skip skip. then after that i told joey they all take care of my bag i went to econ meet jacky. Then in the end that guy not there -.- Then kenna bully by that Andrew and friends guy from 6g loh! Say we win then so proud. Then... private. Skip. Then in the end syamil, derek and zhongsheng there. Then suddenly we walk walk walk, bombag burst behind us, scared me loh! Then yash and friends go catch culprit while we stand there and watch the show hehe. Then we went back and played frisbee, captain's ball and volleyball. Only Eleen and tinyat knew how to play properly at that time in the hall besides myself, so in the end i ended up playing with Tinyat cos Eleen was tired. FUN OKAY! I was sooo hooked onto Volleyball. then this coach throw he ball, i catch then suddenly got applause. Eh btw that coach damn pro can. Ball throw aiming damn good. Then frisbee throw, hit Yeeying, wah fantastic, right? Then we went down at bball court they played handball while we sit there stare and sing jaychou songs then i practiced on piano suddenly go out again, then mattheus damn fed up with Yanzhang mah, then we play volleyball. then Syamil also come. Then we play until damn fun then suddenly the others also come watch us or stone there, and Aloy joined me and we played 2 vs 2. Eh that yanzhang damn extra lah keep bouncing another ball infront of us blocking our way. Then tinyat took over matt cos he went home. And then we played a shocking good time. Then we paused and we then went home. then walking home, skip skip skip, then go to newly opened kfc pei regine buy kfc meal then go home. YEAH. that's it. Sorry about the skips, they were rather boring. Back to top| &--10/29/2008 07:31:00 PM==-
Tuesday, October 28, 2008 @10/28/2008 08:37:00 PM
LOLs ....
Kay lah, i lazy post picpics. Vivian still tell me zilian abit, post camwhores. SIAO eh. Lol. Okay so yesterday we went to compass point, to do debate. I was the last to reach (1st time late...) then they keep hurrying me and saying " WA SO EARLY!" when i reached. Then i and syamil went down to photocopy aloy's copy and WOW we saw Deborah and Wanqi. Then they were going home, then we came up shockingly. Jacky also arrived with his Hawt Pink psp. Actually, his story in getting a pink psp is quite funny, i shall share it with you... So he wanted a PIANO BLACK psp, and then his uncle said " ok. i buy." and he was like, " ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh YES!" and he was so happy and didnt accompany his non-english speaking uncle - cos they from m'sia - and then he said, LOLOLOLOL. And hahaa. Then we were down to serious work. We sat at the bookdrop area, cos that area is very big. Also got quite alot students sitting there with lappies. Then yeah we came back schocked right, cos i wanted to print right out from my thumbdrive since mine was the editted one, theirs all original. Then i was like, "EH YOU KNOW THAT LADY SIAO ONE, SHE SAY PRINT OUT 1 PIECE $1! OMGWTFBBQQWOW!" And they were like, " You kidding ah." So then we had no choice but to take down the original copy to get it photocopied. 29 pieces for $2.90.... Phew better pricing now. And then we were busy and all and timing ourselves so we asked jacky, our helper to buy Q cards. You know what that gundu bought?!?!!?! He bought : 1 coloured. 2 plain. 1 lined. SIAO AH BUY ALL DIFFERENT FOR WHAT. Then i go with him go exchange to all lined. Aiyoh so mafan lah still need write ic and all cos i changing goods. Then need bay 30cents more somemore, which i said i treated them. Then after everything we went down and Jacky paid for my chococone without me noticing LOL. I was like, " 1 dollar right?" And fumbled. then i look up, Jacky pay liao. -.-!!! But yeah, thanks ah (: Then we went home on the bus, and it was damn crowded and they were talking so loudly and we accidentally on purpose said, " Eh! Don't let people know this bunch of noisy kids like us from Meetoh okay! Later tarnish our school name!" Okay no offence to Meetohrians here. LOL i laughed silently while aloy was like collapsing in laughter. Then they ask me, " Eh, you can eat the cone meh?" and i told that it was biscuit and slowly licked the ice cream. Then DONT KNOW WHOSE HAND SUDDENLY PUSH THE ICE CREAM TOWARDS MY FACE AND MY WHOLE FACE INCLUDING SPECS TIO ICE CREAM. then i got angry and started wiping myself with the already wet tissue. It was really gross lah and sticky! Then i go stick the ice cream's remainder up aloy's face LOL. Then they still laughing at me -.- But after that i found my face + hands who got that vanilla but wiped off the skin hor, VERY VERY SMOOTH LEHS. I was like, " i should create and invent like, vanilla facials!" and aloy told me its already been invented. WTF. Okay, so moving on to today's practice. turns out debate postponed to tomorrow. Real funny lohs. and then we got Viknesh here to practice. Every 6h pupil is assigned into every team mahs, and we havent even met her know! We were like SO anxious. And turns out, her reading is FANTASTIC. Now this teaches all you stuck up EM1 people not to turn down your noses at Hope people. Anyway today's practice includes my newly invented " Binner's Ball" game! PEOPLE SAY YOU LOVE THAT GAME!!! anyway its a really fun game and everyone enjoyed it. So hey people, next time we play again okay? Anyway, then Jacky bought me a lollipop! THANK YOU I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW I LOVE LOLLIPOPS SO THANK YOU..! Then we played and played and played and Jacky bought me another lollipop when he went to econ and came back. THANK YOU FOR THE CHOCO LOLLIPOP! If you were a girl i would say ily, but i don't want others to mistake it, so.. I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND AS GOD SAID TO LOVE! Okay. Lols i go zz le, kay? Buuaiix! Back to top| &--10/28/2008 08:37:00 PM==-
Sunday, October 26, 2008 @10/26/2008 08:54:00 PM
jokes.
TO ALL MY DRINKING BUDDIES: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.... Scared the shit out of me! So that's it! After today, no more reading. One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey GL, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my ass is killing me" Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..." "Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times." "Three? When were they?" "Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?" "Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?" Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?" "A cat!" said Suzy. "Good job! Now, what's this animal?" "A dog!" said Ricky. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard!" called out Eddie. Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines." A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines." Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!'' A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff." The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie." St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed." An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later, he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad: For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Bubba At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Bubba An American is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless , starts a conversation. Frenchman: 'You American folk eat the whole bread??' American (in a bad mood): 'Of course.' Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states.' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread??' American: 'Of Course.' Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states.' After a moment of silence, The American then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?' Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk. American: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.' American: 'We don't. In America , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .' Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt. The next guy doesn't want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt. The third guy doesn't want to be shown up but he doesn't have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her ass, takes his 150 dollars and goes home! Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?" 12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?" 13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away. 15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it. 17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. 19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. There was a General and his new recruits. In that army camp there was only 1 female horse. and so one recuit asked: R: General, why is there a female horse anyway? not useful in the battle G: Well, you know, the army's full of guys, so when we're horny, we need some released you know. R: ohh.. so one day, one of the recruits was in need, thus he got the female horse, and led her away to some place and do his thing. When he was done he went back and asked the General. R: General, how do you do it? Its kinda difficult. G: Very easy, just take the horse and ride her down to the nearest town. find some brothels, and you're done This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level. Wisdom... My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him... and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said... "Son, Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller." A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave." Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A. Phone her. Q. Why do women fake orgasms? A. Because they think men care. Q. What is the definition of "making love?" A. Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her. Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, let her cook in the dark. Q. What's the difference between pre-menstrual and B.S.E.? A. One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem. Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A. Made her chain too long. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry her. Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a positive side. Q. How is a woman like a condom? A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet that on your dick. Q. How are tornadoes and marriage alike? A. They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." Q. How do you fix a woman's watch? A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Q. Why do men fart more than women? A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A. A woman that won't do what she's told. Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blow job. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust". One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That''s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one." Once upon a time , there was a lady who owned two female parrots who only knew how to say , " Hi! Want to hook up?" One day, she could not take it anymore and carried their cages - with them inside - and went to find a priest, whose two male parrots were known to always been praying wisely. She gasped to him, " Sir, please help my parakeets." And the priest silently placed the lady's two parrots into his parrots' cages. At that moment, the two parakeets chirped, " Hi! Want to hook up?" And the larger male parrot said, " Hey dude, drop those beads! Our prayers have come true!" A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked. "Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in." Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'I'll only eat that thing if you turn out the light.'" A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?" The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me." The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey." A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I say something, in fact, I often have to repeat things over and over again." "Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight and stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the severity of her deafness." Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen and as she is chopping some vegetables, he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!" A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!" The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around." A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?" Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night having a good time, Jack, the bartender and owner of the bar, offered him another drink. As he served the drink Bob spoke up. "Hey Jack, you're a betting kinda man aren't ya?" "Maybe Bob, what did ya have in mind?" "Well Jack, I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at the end of your bar and piss into it without spilling a drop." Jack thought to himself, "This guy must be a complete moron! There's no way he is gonna make that. This is gonna the easiest grand I've ever made." So the bartender says, "Okay Bob. You're on." Jack walked down to the other end of the bar and positioned a shot glass on the end. He walked back behind the bar and said, "Okay Bob, Let's see what you got." Bob unzipped his fly and staring pissing all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottle of booze, and all over Jack. Jack roared with laughter and almost fell over. Afterwards he noticed that Bob was sitting at the bar smiling. "What are you smiling at jackass? You just lost $1,000!" "Well Jack, ya see that guy over there in the cowboy hat writing out a check?" "Yeah, what about him?" "Well I just bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls AND you, and not only wouldn't you be mad...you would laugh hysterically about it." A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?" A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what's happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..." One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'' After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. ''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.'' There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay." Reasons why Santa Clause can't be a Man Men can't pack a bag. Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves. Men don't answer their mail. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly." Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them. Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means "screw you" in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make the victim feel any better - and he vowed revenge. The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on. Next, the guy picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid. During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport, a crowded flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He SCREAMED, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have ANY idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17." With the people behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the airline agent, gritted his teeth, and swore, "Screw you." Without flinching, she smiled and replied, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too." She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate". A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!" One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better." Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up? A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real !' One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away. Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'." Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." Then the German doctor bragged, "That''s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work." A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together." The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him. "Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee." "Why's that?" "It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass." An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two Viagra pills. The pharmacist brought them out and the old man asked him to cut them in half. The pharmacist winked at him and said, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man said, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes!" A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it." Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel." Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?" Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. "Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!" "No," she cries, "It's too far!" "I play football, I can catch him" The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat goodbye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers. Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement. A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!" One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!'' ''No. You had your chance.'' A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?'' ''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.'' ''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?'' The was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome. While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?" "Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours." "I can die a happy man. Godbye my love." And the man peacefully passed away. Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three." A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage. He says, "I'm still working on it." Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it. Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce. "Can you arrange it for us?" they ask. St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?" A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, "Do you have enough room up there for a Pizza and a six pack of Beer?" The cabbie says, "Sure." So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up. Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrvied at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hunders of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on the top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her book case. After they had sex, Randy asked, "So.. how was it?" "Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf." A lady walks into her doctors office screaming. She yells, "Doctor, Doctor my breasts are hairy! What do I do?" The doctor asks, "Well, how long does the hair grow?" The lady replies, "From here to my penis, but that's a different story!" SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, Relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough. YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement. RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:10, employees whose names begin with 'B'will go from 8:10 to 8:20 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open. PAYCHECK GUIDE: The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks: Item Amount Gross pay $1,222.02 Income tax $244.40 Outgo tax $45.21 State tax $11.61 Interstate tax $61.10 County tax $6.11 City tax $12.22 Rural tax $4.44 Back tax $1.11 Front tax $1.16 Side tax $1.61 Up tax $1.08 Down tax $1.14 Tic-Tacs $1.98 Thumbtacks $3.93 Carpet tacks $0.98 Stadium tax $0.69 Flat tax $8.32 Surtax $2.23 Ma'am tax $1.23 Corporate tax $2.60 Parking fee $5.00 F.I.C.A. $81.88 T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95 Life insurance $5.85 Health insurance $16.23 Dental insurance $4.50 Mental insurance $4.33 Disability $2.50 Ability $0.25 Liability $3.41 Coffee $6.85 Coffee Cups $66.51 Floor rental $16.85 Chair rental $0.32 Desk rental $4.32 Union dues $5.85 Union don'ts $3.77 Cash advance $0.69 Cash retreats $121.35 Overtime $1.26 Undertime $54.83 Eastern time $9.00 Central time $8.00 Mountain time $7.00 Pacific time $6.00 Time Out $12.21 Oxygen $10.02 Water $16.54 Heat $51.42 Cool air $26.83 Hot air $20.00 Miscellaneous $113.29 Various $8.01 Sundry $12.09 ------- Net Take Home Pay $0.02 Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week. The Management Loll okay I now some are sexist and whatever but they're funny! *Thanks to all the people who contributed! K now the riddles. Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building? What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards? What kind of cheese is made backwards? What kind of stones are never found in the ocean? What gets wetter the more it dries? What building has the most stories? What flowers do you always wear? What can make an octopus laugh? What is in the middle of Paris? If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become? What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years? What is so fragile even saying its name can break it? What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly? Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Why do chickens lay eggs? Why is six afraid of seven? What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? What do you call a song about a car? How many animals did Moses take on the Ark? Why did the cake like to play baseball? There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Happy guessing people! Hehe. @10/26/2008 04:38:00 PM
21 things.
21 Things that Girls Don't Realize, they say. 1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about . 2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(: 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!!! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot. 10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. 11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something 12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is . 13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me" 14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. 15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. 16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them 17) A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. 18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. 19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! 20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
SURE BO. Chhhhhpfftttt. So cheesy. But yeah, its nice to think of it that way, but reality is, its not that nice sometimes. @10/26/2008 12:50:00 PM
IBM part 2 / White spec
IBM Part 2 Okay so this is the photos taken from the SCHOOL CAMERA, as promised.  Cheryl and some of the others in the library.  Eugene and Syamil acting crazy with the harry potter hats.  I know what you're thinking. Yes, they ARE insane.  Clarence, Aloysius and Mattheus.  Syamil knocked out because of plushies suffocating him LOLs. And through this i found out Syam likes camwhoring.  Mattheus, Clarence, Joann and Jacintha.  Cough cough. Yeah that awkwardly standing girl in red is me, and that orange girl is Jeanie.  Jiahui abusing both Mr Snakey and Clarence, her laopo.  My darlings Wanyi and Louise.  Jacintha, Me and Miss lai.  The class walking about.  Aiyoh Mr VALEDICTORIAN!!! Still fooling around when he's supposed to solve mind boggling math questions! Okay just kidding.  joey attempting to take a photo of me. Judy thanks for placing bunny ears on her! Hehe!  Winnie, Me (covering my face), HuiShi, Jacintha, Joey, Jeanie, Cherie. Shit i didnt fully cover. Okay i was covering not because i was shy or anything, but if you were there you would understand.  Nuer and me. BFFs!  Me. I forgot who took a photo of this, i think it was Joann, and she commented on it. Lala. I couldn't remember. Hoho.  Haha. Okay lah i tired already i post one last photo can le lah!  Wanyi and me checking out our photo. OKAY PEOPLE MOVING ON. White Specs Okay lah face it. Since i wrote a post about the white spec people have been telling me, " Oh lemmee see lemme!!!!" -.-" So here it is okay? And even i myself is convinced this looks better on me than my frameless, but FAT CHANCE PEOPLE i am never wearing it to school.  See. It's abit too big lah..  But i like it still, but it looks boyish. But yeah i do like it. Okay I'm repeating myself.  It looks quite mature hor.  I like the sides, but at the end of the side there is a bit of red, which i prefer it to be black, but it was out of stock. Okay people please don't try to convince me how it looks great and i should wear it to school. No means no. You all want the reason please msn me. Incase of the main reason being here, reading my blog, i shall not disclose it here. Thank you. And OH YEAH this has nothing to do with Joann, although coinceidentally her specs are also white. Incase you all think she is the main reason, i just say first: She isn't. Okay i think by now you all figured out the main reason is a guy. Back to top| &--10/26/2008 12:50:00 PM==-
Saturday, October 25, 2008 @10/25/2008 10:25:00 PM
Cosfest
I've got some news. You know, my brother has contacts far and wide. And yeah, remember the last time the SAO (Singapore Anime Organization) or something held a cosfest, my brother banned me from going. They are holding it again, and Xinyu asked my brother. And my brother said, " Yeah, i wouldn't mind." AND THEY INVITED ME HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO. Woohoo i am sooooo happy!!!!!!! THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOLLIPOP CANNOT EVEN RELATE HOW HAPPY I AM! I'm trying my best not to over-react infront of korkor because he will definetely start to have second thoughts. minutes later.. AIYOH. He say i cannot go cos i always suan him T.T another pause... okay Yay he say i can go, on one condition that i swear to not suan him. his reason is all thanks to xinyu cos she persuaded him. YIPPEEEEEEEEE PLUS XINNING IS GOING YAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH XINYU! Byebye ;D I go play my new downloaded DJmax3! Anyway i had to delete juiced ( poor jacky. he helped me train so hard. SORRYYY) and bleach game to load it, but its totally worth it okay! Anyway now i have to buy a new and bigger memory stick at $30 to install even more games. hohoho. P.S. I know some of you all have seen my picture in the white spectacle. PLEASE do not persuade me to wear it to school. I will never do that, because of 2 reasons. 1. It's not that noticable, but its rather too big for my face. 2. Secret. Anyway i DO like the white spec more than my frameless. Back to top| &--10/25/2008 10:25:00 PM==-
Friday, October 24, 2008 @10/24/2008 10:35:00 PM
Little india learning journey
LITTLE INDIA TRIP So yeah, we were going on a learning journey to little india. The funny thing is, we are in Singapore, our little island and its our country. BUT we have a *gasp comically* TOUR GUIDE. And we were assembling beside 6Wisdom to board the night safari labelled bus.  And there's Yuhui in yellow, Jeanie in orange, Jiahui in purple and regine in red.  My beloved nuer writing her name on the worksheet.  The indian / hindu temple. Anyway there are like sooo many deities in one temple. We didn't actually go in because of the other schools crowding around, so yeah, we snapped a pic pic here.  So yeah. They say the higher those statues are, the bigger and more powerful they are supposed to be, because people can see those statues from far away. Quite interesting hor.  The crowd!  GARLANDs. Very colourful flowers (real flowers btw) stringed together.  turning to the road and GASP! Decorations on the road!  So colourful.   Shows you "Happy Deepavali." Did i spell it right? And then we went around and i snapped some pretty interesting things. Things like:  Nose studding specialist signboards. Okay I'm very lame but hey, typical of indians to pierce noses right?  Indian traditional costumes and punjabi suits.  Random shops.  And the uncle making Chappati! Hokay this is a type of non-oil roti prata. I like leh, but Louise say very plain. And then we went to Komala's to eat. Wanyi then showed me this photo:  And she laughed and said, " Brenda didn't even know! Haha!" And then i laughed at her.  SEE when she was laughing at me i took a photo of her, she didn't even notice! Muahaha!  Attempted but failed to take a clear pic of Louise.  Yeeying and Joey, behind them is out tour guide.  Wanyi took a picture of me when i was still wondering what happened! ._. See my gosh i look so blur ones.  Louise took this kay LOL.  This picture makes them soooo cute!  Louise taking us with her phone.  Louise pai-ing me again lol.  Then after that, we snapped photos at shophouses and then i decided to stop taking pictures. We went shopping then, i bought a bag of snacks for my parents, a peacock feather for my little brother and i did henna!  50cents only! Nice mah?  Hoho. This is an artificial one, but looks nice, doesn't it?  A bunch of kindergarden kids were also there. They looked so cute, so i couldn't resist taking a picture of them. Mattheus see me waving to the kids then say, " Woah Brenda. You are such a social butterfly." -.- What. Being friendly cannot mehs. Back to top| &--10/24/2008 10:35:00 PM==-
Thursday, October 23, 2008 @10/23/2008 03:51:00 PM
ultimate photolog (IBM part1)
♥HELLO PEOPLE!♥ Btw to resource team and debate speakers: Please ask me for th speech document hokay. Anyway, debate is going great! We're all back to being busy , and i love the feeling of studying! I miss it actually. And the best part is, I'm studying what i love most. Debating! Although i can't play like the others, i enjoy researching ;D Woohoo. I love the feeling of being busy, because i hate the feeling of being idle and bored. And yet before psle i was wishing we can go to the comp lab to play everyday and not study. SEE lah, come true also not fun one. Also, post-psle is even MORE BUSY than pre-psle. We have prom performance, inter-class games, debate and everything. So many stay-backs! Anyway, pictures many pictures! Haha. Warn you first, more than 100. YES IM NOT KIDDING. this must be my ultimate photolog. UGH it took me at least 4 hours just sorting out the pictures, uploading and sending them over to computer, and THEN sort out into sections. Now the reason why we have so many pictures, is because p6s are now working on a video made by ourselves. And i (who have gotten pictures) will post my group's as well as my own homemade one onto youtube. And yes, just on my PHONE on its own, i already have 67 photos and 5 videos. Okay this is also compiled of the trip to Plaza Singapura with Shirleen and Regina. Quite fun but er, the consequences were damn annoying and yes, i have to admit, not worth it. Apparently some tattletales told my mom the next day that i changed and went out of school. Abit lame hor, since i already told my mom everything. Anyway, i uploaded videos first so I'm posting them up! Anyway please hor, this is APPROVED. Me playing some song. Filmed by Regina. The piano i'm playing on costs like 10k at Yamaha. And this piano costs almost 15k. 14,600++ loh. Jiahui talking during recess and eleen eating. Damn funny she was telling us about this guys who was buying some food or what. LOL during filming and taking pictures time filmed this on my phone. I have photos from the school camera, and photos from my own phone. These photos are from my phone.  Our Edgefield Famfam! Hokay lol. Anyway VEH unfair loh, this board only got school staff and star pupils. We not family is it?! LOL kay kidding.  Lols some banner at our foyer. See see im on the big help side!  chiobu wanyi and uglehhhh me. (those who forum at show yourself of blogskins will understand the meaning of "uglehhhhhhhh")  Me and chiobu Louise, chiobu wanyi's chio bestfriend.  Jacky, Aloy, Me and Huishi. Lol jacky and aloy so extra.  LOL red house rocks. Louise is left btw. I'm trying to peace her. nice nural right?  Love this picture. The shadowing is awesome, although others disagree :O  Deborah, Wanqi and Joey, all not facing the camera.  Can see the words? my gosh i love heart my handwriting here leh. Hoho. So zi-kua.  Tinyat, telling me not to take his photo but obviously likes his photo being taken. Anyway he is very rude lah! Tell me ,
SO CLASSIST. Eh, we are not there to just win. We are also there have teamwork and work with people from other classes. So what if they are not in the main stream? Give you a chance to act snobbish is it?  Quarrelling and discussing who should be sitting at the piano and be our model for us to take photos. Clarence looks funny. Haha.  So jeanie and cherie decided to be our models. I love that piano.  YEAH. Miss lai our second model..  Yeeying taking her photoshoot VERY seriously...  Aiyah so bored. Jiahui and eleen posing for some other camera.  Edgefield's view of punggol through the field.  Wanyi and louise.  Me and wanyi.  Louise, Wanyi and me.  Lols. Look at yeeying's hawt pose.  Syamil and Mattheus acting monkeys on the monkey bar.  Eleen, Huixin and Cheryl.  ;D Do i need to explain?  Chiobu Wanyi and ugly Me trying to act cute.  Chiobu wanyi, haha.  Louise and me. Damn it i look fat.  syamil.  Auntie Eunice ;D The nicest library lady ever xD  Mattheus screaming at Mr snakey. I asked him to do that for retardness, hoho.  Horseh and me. This might be the only one of the pictures i look REALLY authentically happy. Cos Horseh brings back happy memories.  Eugene trying to strangle horseh. Grr lay your hands off me horseh, hokay.  i'm trying to act stupid. Okay lah, ignore my idiotic face.  Woohoo. Who's that dumb looking red house girl??? Do i know her???????? o.0  Syamil swinging Snakey.  IMMA HARRY POTTERRRRR. Lols. Imitation goods? LOL. Wait till you see Aloysius's photoshoot. . . . . . *Drums rolling* . . . . . . .  LOLlolLOloLOlolOlOloL. And BEHIND the SCENES we have the designer  HAHA . Mr Jacky. Aloysius shrieking in laughter.  Judy sees the fun and tries it on too...  Cheryl and a snow-white tiger. Not snow-white. LOL.  Group pic!  haha. Mrs ho, Mr Tam and Mr Joe. Try and figure tham out yourself.  HAHA. Okay moving onto Plaza Sing photos.  ISIT BIG, OR WHATTTTTTTTTTT? Feel like screaming in the Galare (cafe in the heart of the mall)  Shirleen! Haha. Anyway we were eating fries, and they gave us this bag and a wasabi powder thing. Shirleen hated the wasabi shaking thing but i loved it! then Regina decided to torture me and put alot of it. Fricking hot.  Yamaha's pianos. GRAND pianos. A beautiful grand piano caught my eye and i approached it, while telling myself i would save up for it. Walk walk walk BANG. $34,900. Pay for me? LOL.  This mentos thing. Shirleen and i tried it haha. In the end, i got 4 and she got 2. Then we spilt it. 2 each.  shirleen trying on sunglasses.  LOL that's me!!!  Me, Regina and Shirleen.  Same people.  Regina so lucky loh, won that stitch in the kiap kiap machine.  Shirleen keeps complaining how i never take her photo, only take Regina's, so i snapped pictures of her. ANOTHER DAY PEOPLE, IM REALLY EXHAUSTED. PLEASE REMIND ME TO POST UP, BECAUSE THE PICTURES THERE ARE REALLY REALLY FUNNY. Can i talk about the debate and everything instead? Oh well, so we were completely lost and didn't have a clue for the speech, so Mdm Zuliana guided us and WE CAN DO IT! So we finished the speech today and sent to Mdm Zuliana for her to check and edit. today was FUN! Jacky and i went down to buy lunch for our debators (Aloy, Syamil, Mattheus and I were supposed to be there only, but then Derek and Clarence were there to play games.) Tinyat and Jacky were supposed to do research there too but in the end they just played and helped out. Anyway, so Jacky and I went down. then the chinese stall auntie said, " Aiyoh. How? I only got the (liao) - like vege, meat etc. " Then i (so clever!) went to malay stall to buy plain rice, chinese stall to buy meat and some thing, and went to tidbit stall to buy fish. Wa my first time buy so much loh. and, the amount was like $2!!! SIAO lah. the rice hor, chinese auntie sold it for 10 cents, then the malay auntie sold it for 50 cents! SIAO AHHHH~ Okay lah i sound like some calculating auntie. Kay i shall stop. Anyway then we worked on it, and i can finally figure out some of the notes to continue my canon in C! damn happy. Finally i'll prove to my parents i can play the CANON IN C (grade 2,3,4 song?) without the score sheet and without guidance or help. AHHA see I am a talent that needs to be futher nurtured!!! Kay well anyway, i shall not reveal other stuff according to the debate incase anyone copies our stuff. Soo.. okay lah i posted very long already i want to go blog reading and forum surfing. Seeeeeeyou! Happiness is short-lived. I can't trust or put faith in anyone anymore. I cannot afford to take a second blow. I barely recovered from the first. Once bitten, twice shy. Its not that I don't want to give it a try, but I'm sorry I'm not sure if I can love someone as I did once before. You know about it, you saw it. You can't deny it. The scar is there and will last for a long time. How do you expect me to pretend like nothing happened? My heart is left tainted, no one else could cure it. Not even you, perhaps. Unless you can get me a time machine, I'm sorry. Back to top| &--10/23/2008 03:51:00 PM==-
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 @10/21/2008 02:17:00 PM
Schools
Okay i got my list of secondary schools. 1st: Anglican High 2nd: Compassvale Secondary 3rd: Dunman Secondary 4th: Crescent Girls 5th: Nan Chiau High Hokay. But let's say if i get some shitass high score: 1st: Anglican High 2nd: Xin Min Secondary 3rd: Dunman High 4th: Nanyang Girls 5th: Chung Cheng High (Main) But let's say i get some other unpredictable score: 1st: Compassvale Secondary 2nd: Hai Sing Catholic 3rd: Tanjong Katong Girls 4th: St. Margaret's Secondary 5th: CHIJ St.Joseph's Convent Anyway i find so many people against Shir and me meeting.. EH HELLO NONE OF US A CHAO LAO UNCLES OKAY. We're all not lying about our pics and stuff okay? I know im doing that debate of internet brings harm but HEY I'm just meeting a friend in a CROWDED shopping centre called PLAZA SING. If she or i am uncle we will tell each other meet at Geylang or something right! USE YOUR BRAINS LAH, PEOPLE. The hell is wrong with you all, huh? DO I LOOK LIKE A CYBER PREDATOR TO YOU? DO I ? HUH?!?!?! Haiyeeeh. Anyway shir's friend was like, " Eh you sure this brenda no chup one? Skarly she photoshops her, pic, not her when in real life?" And it feels like she is insulting me. Hi, how many times do i have to say, my photoshopping skills are SO LAN, it makes me look so inhuman you can spot it right away. How many times do i have to repeat, i never photoshop my pics and then post it and say it is unphotoshopped. I do not do such lowly things okay?! Hais. Okay lah go continue talking to Shir and Jared (haha) le. Buaiiz! Back to top| &--10/21/2008 02:17:00 PM==-
Monday, October 20, 2008 @10/20/2008 04:30:00 PM
ikea trip =/= not boring for once.
 HOHOHOHOHOHOHO. Shitload of pictures. I warn you first. So yeah i was camwhoring this morning just before going to IKEA tampines. Ohhhhh alot of pics. Takes so long to load! Kay i show you my camwhores first.  I like my hair like that.  Camwhore~ Okay that's probably the only girly thing i do.  I slid my fringe to the side.  Fine i know you're bored.  I like this pic alot haha.  Lalala.  Peace so darn childish. ;O  Ily my hair. Hahaha today is a good hair day. Btw all of the pictures are taken today.  ILY hoodies! Till now, i only have 3 hoodies. Bleah.  No idea why i did that.  Okay, going to ikea now. In my favourite pair of sneakers.  Daniel acts stupid while we enter the lift.Damn fringe suck.  Laoma and daniel.  And we ARRIVE.  Daniel went into this WHATEVER smaland or whatever you call it lah. Place for moms to drop their kids in to play for 1hour.  Took this picture painstakingly through the thick blurry glass and with zoom.  We then shopped around after eating at Ikea Cafe and Restaurant, and i came acros mirrors of all shapes and sizes. Obviously, i couldn't resist taking a photo.  A dressing table mirror! Very cute but its very fragile loh.  These little figurines really drew my attention, you know. They are damn artistic and cute lah! See the left couple is dancing and the right couple is... dating?  Pretty glass bottles for putting flowers. Eh i really like the shade of pink. Its like white, yet there is a shade of pink. Anyway ikea's stuff is cheap and cute.  Woooo, stars. There's black orange and white i think. I LOVE the black one. But hey, its i think $25. Ahem... Bo lui lah.  Daniel pops up suddenly!  Playing with the toys at children's ikea. Naughty little kid. *shakes head like an auntie*  Daniel fails as a photographer lah. Take until so bad.  I love the puppets! Omg i see this hor... Really feel like a kid again. AIYOH i want go secondary school already lah still like that -.-  AHHH. Okay. that was random. Croc and me! Hoho.  A sheep.  Hello chicken. I like ikea's yellow light. Hahaha.  Obviously this is DANIEL, wearing a SPIDER hat, 2 croc hand puppets and a soccer plushie ball. You know got alot people stare at Daniel sia. Eeyer lol.  Well when i see this i feel rather envious. Lols, anyway, look at his hands!  eh i say first hor, this emo pose not i ask him one okay. I wanted him to go through the hole. Then he see me take out phone to capture his shot he act emo at last minute. Errr... Abit too young to be an emokid luh.  Siblings!  Siblings, with croc's big open mouth.  Zzzzzzz. Daniel comes up with the weirdest stuff to do.  Love the room setting, although its rather kiddy. Anyway, look where's me! Haha. Anyway after that, we went to giant and bought stuff. And hoho i spotted purple and orange FBTs and i bought PURPLE! $11.  Damn happy. I've been wanting these since .... april. I want black and white FBTs !!!!!! HAHA, also bought teenage. And some other groceries. And then we went home. Okay this can be counted as compensation for psle not posting alright? Woo. You know this took ages to send over and upload?! Back to top| &--10/20/2008 04:30:00 PM==-
Sunday, October 19, 2008 @10/19/2008 10:11:00 PM
o.0
Shirshir my superdear and me came up a list of places to go after Plaza Sing: -> City Hall -> Bugis Street -> Ikea Queenstown LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That is, if my mom allows me out, or that i have the chance to sneak out. WELL ANYWAY, i might have the chance. My mom might be going to malaysia to see my grandma, and NOPE for once i don't want to go. With my father working, he just has to leave me at home being a good girl and give me money for food. Oh dad's fine with me going out anyway as long as i come home to sleep and eats and doesn't destroy the house or set the house on fire or steal or commit crimes or invite people to my house and create a mess or go a boy's house and do naughty things and get myself pregnant. ARE YOU MAD. OF COURSE IT IS. i'll never do it, dad, no worries. Anyway, dad is reasonable. Hey I'm 12 and exams are overrrrr. Just tell me how can you not let me out?! I'm a good girl okay. I am not exactly angelic but im not that bad okay. Everyone can go out and I can't. What kind of bullshit theory is that?! Anyway it doesn't make sense, does it? So yeah, once mom is out of Singapore, dad is happily working, imma going to go out with my friends. AND NOT COMMIT CRIMES AND SMOKE OR WHATSOEVER. I guess mom is over-protective. She scared i get into drugs. Anyway my father can't possibly keep on watching on me while he works, so i just have to be home by the time he is home (e.g. 1am) and ask to go out on weekends then its fine! Hoho. Anyway pleaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeee lah, let me go out a few times like kor okay! ;D ;D So annoying. Brother can go out i can't. Okay lah i go wandering le. See you. @10/19/2008 06:44:00 PM
;D CZPS ILY
since i am unable to access to notepad for idk what reasons, let's quickly jot down my new gans before i forget. And a quick note to myself: REPOST th gans list!! Anyway i finally located CZPians! Felicia and Elaine! Hoho. Felicia is now my Xing gan!!!! Haha. Anyway, Raymond lost a bet to me. And we're going to bet on who's faster on a bike. $2 lol. But still. Sad for him, losing $4! HOHOHO. support me okay! Cannot let Rayray win! Anyway I'm really happy cos' i never expected to find them on friendster!!! that's why i luuuuurve haarrrt friendster. ;D @10/19/2008 03:41:00 PM
camwhoreeee.
Hokay since my outing has been cancelled due to rain, i shall blog my camwhoring pics now. Anyway, yes! I'm happy. okay note ah those who dont likecamwhorers please come back another day.  My properties in monopoly.  I rolled a 7! o.0  My nuer eating. Feel damn bad for her. 1 thing, she doesn't have a father. 2nd thing, she has to eat bread to grow taller, so i forced her to eat.  See how sad she is. LOLOLOL. See, im an evil mom.  Camwhore pics are here! Look im lord voldemort number 2! Kay lah, just kidding.  Maybe wearing this to plaza sing. Is not my shorts very short okay, is the top VERY long! Anyway, my darling sister told me that there is a spammer! Oh anyway, i can't be bothered with it. It's anonymous. A coward doesn't dare show his or her name. That means, kids, it has no value. But comeon, its time spammers grew up. PSLE is over liao, kiddo, no more spamming. Spamming not in liao, kay? You want be dog go somewhere else learn kay? Here are not for little kids.  I look weird. Omg why do i always look weird. Lucky i never photoshop. all my pictures that i photoshop make me look so inhuman. I have to learn from xiaxue... At least i never try to SELL myself right. Like a certain bitch.  I like da shorts. ;D  Damn it my face is fat.  Anyway i LURVE HEART my fringe now because it's interchangable! See this is my first changable fringe.  This is my second! Haha. Of course needs the help of water to separate the fringe parting but I'm still very glad i experimented with my hair. YES, i cut my fringe on my own, so please stop asking me who or where i cut de.  Camwhore camwhore! Okay lah lol is cos today i happy then camwhore. Will not camwhore on moody days. that's why so long i never camwhore le.  I look cheena here my gosh.  changed hairband again LOL i got like alot... Anyway now the hair dry le. Look as if i dyed it! >.> I like that shade of colour.  I like slanted photos. Sooooo artistic! Okay just kidding yo.  Haha. black school shorts. SEE SHIR I TELL YOU they look alright lah, i dont want waste time changing.  Probably wearing this also. Cannot decide LUL.  TADA! Shrek ears! Okay lah lol cos my mom donated th money then this was given and i like to use it . LOL.  Angry..... LOL kay just kidding. I was supposed to pout like a spoiled brat but i guess this is passable... right?  Lalala. Kay lah. no camwhores le. Btw check out my friendster and facebook! uploaded a shitload of pics. @10/19/2008 02:28:00 PM
camwhore.
I camwhored alot. Thought you all missed the camwhoring me x] Anyway, anyway, i later going out, so the photos will be all uploaded with the going out photos. So just wait a few more hours okay! Don't be naughty ;D BRENDA BAOYI : I want see you in SMSS uniform!!! Still got anot? xD P.S. PARAMORE ROCKS THE HELL OUT OF ME. |
